PREORDER: PETEY'S LAB

** THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM: ITEMS ARE EXPECTED TO START SHIPPING OUT LATE MARCH-EARLY APRIL **

Ah, welcome, assistant. Step lightly — you’re now entering the inner sanctum of Petey’s genius operations, where every gadget, doodle, and plan is aimed at one thing: staying two steps ahead of Dog Man. As Petey’s loyal butler, he’s prepared your Preorder-Only Petey’s Lab Bundle — your official toolkit for all things schematically brilliant.

Here’s what your covert bundle contains:

Folded Poster — A bold, full-color print showcasing intricate illustrations and dynamic designs. Perfect for your workspace, but remember: carelessness will be noticed.

Pin Set (3 Total) — Three meticulously crafted pins featuring symbolic designs from the world of invention and experimentation. Display them proudly — or risk attracting the wrong kind of attention.

Phone Charm — A functional and decorative charm to keep you connected to your creative pursuits. A small reminder that someone is always watching.

Acrylic Standee — A detailed figure for your desk or shelf, representing ingenuity and vigilance. A constant nudge to stay sharp and focused.

Preorder Only! Supplies are limited, and remember: in Petey’s lab, mistakes are… frowned upon. Consider this bundle both a gift and a warning: do well, or you’re out.